My favorite thread on the forum has got to be the Teen Mania haikus (all 6 pages!). I’ve posted a quick sampling below. They are sure to put a smile on your face. Feel free to post your own in the comments.
This generation
Will be lost to God unless
We do our push-ups.
I found a dollar
Unfolded in your desk drawer.
Gonna be a fail!
You do realize
Matthew 18, Jesus says
to let the church know?
Will it make things right
If I don’t change a thing and
Say that I’m sorry?
I can’t understand
How all these people I hurt
Can be so bitter.
– Eric P.
Can’t run laps today?
Alternate exercise hurts?
Stand, watch war movies
– Fitz
Time to burn the fields
Uh oh it’s out of control
My shoes are melting
– reluctant-intern
I loved exercise
Until I did Corporate
Then I felt ashamed
Some lady said “fart”
Dave Hasz was forced to remove
Both her ovaries
You’re suicidal?
We care so much about you!
Now GTFO
– Nunquam Honorablus
And my all-time personal favorite:
I went to Nepal
Pulled weeds from local corn fields
Oops, weeds were soy beans
– Liz BR
3 comments:
Eric P. said…
Ha, I forgot I wrote half of those. A merry heart is good medicine.
August 23, 2010 11:17 AM
LizBR said…
I feel like a star!
August 25, 2010 2:24 PM
joyG said…
Thanks, guys… Keep it rollin’ 🙂
August 28, 2010 3:06 PM