It’s Labor Day weekend, time for some fun! Write a caption for this photo. I’ll pick my favorite. Contest is open until midnight on Tuesday. The winner gets a copy of 12 Christian Beliefs That Can Drive You Crazy.
35 comments:
“Betch, please.“
… that’s all I got :<September 3, 2010 7:38 PM
NYNY said…
“Wait a second! I thought I signed up for bible school not the Navy Seals!”September 3, 2010 10:08 PM
Renae said…
MODERN DISCIPLESHIP: Because vomit, mud, and chili in a diaper are EXACLTLY how spiritual warfare is conducted.September 4, 2010 8:20 AM
Renae said…
“Aaahh, I love the smell of legalism in the morning”
Or, alternatively,
“Aaahh, I love smell of baby food in the morning”
Or,
“Aaahh, I love the smell of vomit in the morning”
Now I’m stuck on lots and lots of variations of the old napalm quote. Shoot.September 4, 2010 8:22 AM
Renae said…
MODERN DISCIPLESHIP: Jesus definitely dropped the ball when He scrapped His military training techniques.September 4, 2010 8:26 AM
Renae said…
Can you tell I’m having way too much fun with this? 😀September 4, 2010 8:27 AM
TMgoth said…
“Dave, if you forgot your shades, it’s YOUR fault. You can’t have mine.”September 4, 2010 10:45 AM
TMgoth said…
You know what, I’d like to edit my caption by taking off the second sentence. I think it reads better as simply:
“Dave, if you forgot your shades, it’s YOUR fault.”
thnx!September 4, 2010 10:50 AM
Shiloh said…
I like N.H. the best BY FAR.September 4, 2010 1:57 PM
Shiloh said…
The first one.September 4, 2010 1:58 PM
Renae said…
I like TMgoth’s best, with the second sentence included 😀September 4, 2010 2:48 PM
Anonymous said…
“and you thought we should worry about muslim fundamentalists.”September 4, 2010 3:21 PM
Anonymous said…
“just another day at the jihad jesus training camp.”September 4, 2010 3:25 PM
Anonymous said…
“like jesus said, ‘go into all the world… and don’t forget your paintball gun.”September 4, 2010 3:26 PM
Anonymous said…
“no. no. no. this isn’t a cult. it’s an ‘army for jesus.”September 4, 2010 3:29 PM
Anonymous said…
“no cult here. we’re just a regular christian ministry who happens to wear army fatigues.”September 4, 2010 3:31 PM
Taylor said…
You know you can trust me—L@@K me squarely in the eyes, the truth is found in my eyes…September 4, 2010 7:36 PM
General Hasz said…
Kool-aid is mixed and ready, sir!September 4, 2010 11:53 PM
Anonymous said…
Heath to Dave – I wish reincarnation were true so I could come back as your lap dog.September 4, 2010 11:56 PM
Anonymous said…
“You’re right. This won’t help you grow closer to God. I just like watching you cry.”September 5, 2010 10:27 AM
Anonymous said…
blahSeptember 5, 2010 11:26 AM
Nunquam Honorablus said…
I like how everyone else’s captions are actually on the topic of ESOAL and the like, and I’m just like HERP DERP MR. STONER LOOKS LIKE A VALLEY GIRL.September 5, 2010 2:17 PM
Recovering Alumni said…
Its driving me crazy, Dave. None of these girls are wearing make-up right now and I have to look at them ALL DAY!September 5, 2010 11:11 PM
Julie said…
Dave, I found a wadded up dollar in your drawer. That’s a fail!September 6, 2010 12:31 PM
Katydid said…
Everyone should get a book! These all are great.September 6, 2010 12:50 PM
Renae said…
Ok, RA, no fair putting up the best one! That’s hilarious.September 6, 2010 8:47 PM
Anonymous said…
Heath: In TC we were just discussing how it is a sin to release the soldiers. This is a real life application.
Dave: I agree they cannot be released until we have fulfilled the great commission.September 7, 2010 12:59 PM
Anonymous said…
RAMBO XXII: Revenge of the Wannabes.September 7, 2010 1:21 PM
Nunquam Honorablus said…
…….. does “releasing the soldiers” mean what I think it means?
*shudder*September 7, 2010 2:35 PM
TempAnon said…
A glimpse into Heath’s dreams. . .
Heath: It pays to be a what?
Dave: A winner, sir.
Heath: And you are a what?
Dave: A loser, sir.
Heath: I can’t hear you!
Dave: A LOSER, SIR!
Heath: That’s right! It pays to be a winner, and YOU are a loser! SUCKA!September 7, 2010 7:13 PM
Anonymous said…
This is a serious question, and I mean no disrespect at all, but, how is this promoting healing and not just more negative feelings toward your experiences at the HA?September 7, 2010 9:38 PM
Recovering Alumni said…
Anon – A merry heart does good like a medicine. The way I look at it, what we went through was so traumatic, sometimes you have to find a way to laugh at it.September 7, 2010 10:52 PM
Shiloh said…
Funny thing Anon just posted that, cause I was just thinking about this post.
I absolutely love Heath. He was my manager for a short time. He definitely hears the voice of the Lord and loves people a lot. (So Heath if you see this, I’m very sorry if your feelings were hurt, because it really is not directed at you at all.)
I don’t think that people are attacking Heath. I would just exhort all to not judge people’s hearts nor intentions in their comments. Our confidence is in the Father, He doesn’t actually care (favor) which side of the Teen Mania fence you are on, just that you are seeking Him with all your heart.
My vote. N.H. Sept. 3. 7:38pm – FTW.September 8, 2010 12:00 AM
Anonymous said…
I went to Heath for spiritual advice and didn’t get anything I discerned to be correct… Therefor, I stopped going to him for advice. The next time I met with him was to hand him my Honor Ring. But God has a sense of humor in all this… Because a few years later, I had to serve under him AGAIN as his worship leader for his youth ministry.
Even though he’s a stand up guy… He is still misguided, mostly because of the company he keeps. I may be new to the site, so I still have quite a few swings at the pillow until I run out of breath… But there are definitely a few people (Heath excluded in my book) who need to be called out for their misdeeds.
I think it’s “Honorable” to question their “Integrity” when their trees are putting forth poisoned fruit.September 8, 2010 1:52 AM
dan said…
Having been a friend of Heath’s for many years, I can (and have before) speak to his integrity as being nothing short of impeccable, even though I vastly disagree with his theology, philosophy, and practices.
I’ve said meaner things to Heath’s face than what is on this page, all in jest between friends. Though he and I haven’t spent much time at all together recently, we have spoken, and I don’t think it’s a reach to say that his feelings are actually quite hurt by all that’s gone on here.
That being said: Heath works in a public job for a public organization that is hurting hundreds (thousands?) of people. A little tasteful teasing is expected. I get it in my industry. Heath’s getting it in his, and this post had nothing whatsoever to do with Heath personally, as much as it had to do with the ridiculousness of ESOAL.
Two pennies, plop.September 8, 2010 3:51 PM