Teen Mania Haikus

My favorite thread on the forum has got to be the Teen Mania haikus (all 6 pages!). I’ve posted a quick sampling below. They are sure to put a smile on your face. Feel free to post your own in the comments.

This generation
Will be lost to God unless
We do our push-ups.

I found a dollar
Unfolded in your desk drawer.
Gonna be a fail!

You do realize
Matthew 18, Jesus says
to let the church know?

Will it make things right
If I don’t change a thing and
Say that I’m sorry?

I can’t understand
How all these people I hurt
Can be so bitter.

– Eric P.

Can’t run laps today?
Alternate exercise hurts?
Stand, watch war movies

– Fitz

Time to burn the fields
Uh oh it’s out of control
My shoes are melting

– reluctant-intern

I loved exercise
Until I did Corporate
Then I felt ashamed

Some lady said “fart”
Dave Hasz was forced to remove
Both her ovaries

You’re suicidal?
We care so much about you!
Now GTFO

– Nunquam Honorablus

And my all-time personal favorite:

I went to Nepal
Pulled weeds from local corn fields
Oops, weeds were soy beans

– Liz BR

3 comments:

Eric P. said…

Ha, I forgot I wrote half of those. A merry heart is good medicine.
August 23, 2010 11:17 AM

LizBR said…

I feel like a star!
August 25, 2010 2:24 PM

joyG said…

Thanks, guys… Keep it rollin’ 🙂
August 28, 2010 3:06 PM

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